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ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	5432	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	143008
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Animals Bred:	140	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	747039	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Dragon Eggs Found:	9669	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2785	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1975	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1945	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, AGDG resources, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, cube edition, Demo Days, Development, Game, general, halloween jam, helpful links, Minecraft, obs project, smp, steam games, VG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

ElephantEscapeCraft

animal rescue, elephant conservation, elephant herd, elephant safety, elephant sanctuary, ElephantEscapeCraft, emergency response, evacuation, flash floods, flood victims, natural calamity, natural disaster, northern Thailand, rescue operation, rescued elephants, Sanctuary, sanctuary evacuation, sanctuary tragedy, Thailand floods, Tragedy, wildlife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer