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Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2270	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mines Excavated:	3028
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6003	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	8885
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	228
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	653479
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6383
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Votes:	8610
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Farms Harvested:	752
Crops Grown:	9919	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.