holy boobers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).

So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

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EpicPVP

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Please don’t join EpicPvP. It’s a cracked server which had steal eveverything from other servers. You can play the games on EpicPvP on other server much better.

EpicPVP stole from – GommeHD – HiveMC – Hypixel – Mineplex

and much more!!!

The english on EpicPvP is so bad as mine.

EpicPvP.org

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LoneWolves

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

-=LoneWolves (1.7/1.11)=-

Welcome to LoneWolves!

LoneWolves is a faction pvp server, with a vanilla experience. Established early 2012, we are a home to many players, new and old. Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on LoneWolves today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Hang out with us on the forums: http://lonewolvespvp.net or chat with us on our Discord – IP: http://discord.me/lonewolvespvp

Minecraft server IP: lonewolves.net

See you there!

lonewolves.net

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ClanCMNC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Description: Dissident Powers is a server built with custom plugins to enhance survival Minecraft without detracting too far from Vanilla gameplay. Our server is a small community of members that like to have fun. The server is split into two main worlds, one which is primarily for building (Overworld), and another which is for mining, fighting, and questing (Adventure World). The Adventure World allows you to push your skills to the limit by choosing a difficulty level while at the same time giving you bonuses. We’ve expanded the long-term goals of Minecraft by adding in a lot of new features (see below) that improve upon standard survival. Over 1,000 hours has been spent in coding features. Rules: No griefing, cheating, flaming, or being overly-annoying are allowed. Swearing is fine. “My little brother did it!” excuses will get you forever banished. Creative mode is not allowed (admins only use it for fixing grief or moderating). Certain types of exploitable farms have been disabled or nerfed (exp, iron golems).

mc.DissidentPowers.com

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XenoFlux Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello Everyone,

My name is Fred/Frederick and i form one half of the XENOFLUX Gaming Community Management Team. XenoFlux is a multi-platformed gaming community which was created in July of 2014, when we opened our first Minecraft server. Since we have had different minecraft developments and would like to introduce our newly developed server and experience.

Survival 1.0, is a newly developed survival experience which allows players to build, roam or do as-ever they please as long as they follow our very simple ruleset. We are not a community based on generating money, instead we want to make a community with you guys in mind. If you wish to make a suggestion that impacts the server then tell us and we’ll consider inputting it, we always welcome new ideas and players into the community.

play.xenoflux.com

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FrequencyRaids

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hello guys today I Will be Showing you a server of my own……………. It Will be fun we don’t need staff yet and Random crap tim MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAxu9hh5bZlnvU/WTjq8vIZqt41oFzUM058GjATgRe4df9SE6ndbPhsjH1ntOSbg4BjCJMfFK3CWFH4paDaEBYILD5MJhPd11rW9rUE//cvbZCGrMQpmAvRaafpouCOpZlrglTcTLjN95uWDDNU2jqegMKqnVGn3HkQHVDtPTj14/SRsk/ML8ZlRVyHDd2FgJhZ1f78y451x4QJvq50ZQf7TanlbVaYgXngdIlVH0HLCn7BTpvUfrKutEVqly0IvYuHbGsHPaVNRtqkb8ccy7tVT2fUNUOZLCN9vNTBGg4NYNkHYgdt9cjHc4hl28K3YKjNS7Y7hE+Bo9BxnIhllsdWQIDAQAB

frequencyfactions.mcph.co

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Mortal Craft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Various Warps, Various Factions, Challenging Survivals, Fun Clans, Challenging Tracks and Fun Events We are waiting for everyone to our server… OUR FOUNDERS:CraftBoyGC Flyarrow GAM2003(assistant) CONTACT:eren.st1

46.20.1.98:1145

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Mellumcraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Mellumcraft want to join the server it here is the ip: Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu Please vote for the server 😉

Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu

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The Storm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Server IP: ts-mc.net

Dedicated server 24/7 uptime, with notifications to all staff members when downtime is detected through a third-party service

Mature staff All of our staff members have been trained both on our server and through previous experience on other servers they have worked for

Nightly backups Our server automatically restarts and creates an off-site backup to ensure that we will always have a recent backup in case of emergency

Experienced I’ve been a member of the server owner community for 5 years now. I’ve worked for several servers as a web developer and system administrator. I don’t plan on abandoning the game anytime soon.

ts-mc.net

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TDM PVP Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!

Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”

Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.

mcpvps.thedailyman.org

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Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

valhalla.sx

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