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DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

black queer woman, blackrock, CFO, Conspiracy, Consultants, DEI, DEI stories, Dinner, Director, female CEO, firing, grammar, Housing, husband, Minecraft, Ngo, niggers, racist, rapefugee, remote job, Safety, Severance, smp, spelling errors, staff meeting, storie, Teim, trump, wealthy white woman, white males

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7125	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

Big Size Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, challenging myself, clothing size, facing fears, force myself, Minecraft, online shopping, overcoming fear, personal growth, return policy, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-conscious, send back, Server, shopping dilemma, SIZE, size larger, socially anxious, stepping out of comfort zone, too big, UNCOMFORTABLE, wrong size

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are bigger than your social anxiety! Our world is so wild and wacky, even the mobs are rocking oversized shoes. Join us for a chance to conquer your fears by facing off against giant spiders and towering skeletons. Who knows, you might even find a pair of diamond boots that fit just right! So come on, don’t be shy – jump into our server and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Creeper Emblem Society

creeper, Emblem, feg, feh, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Community, Fire Emblem Discussion, Fire Emblem emulation, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem gameplay, Fire Emblem Games, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes events, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links and Guides, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Fire Emblem timeline, Minecraft, smp, society

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1303
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the intense strategy and battles of Fire Emblem and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for epic battles, intricate alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your favorite pixelated characters.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us and experience the thrill of commanding your own army of blocky warriors, facing off against other players in strategic battles that will test your skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, inside jokes, and a level of chaos that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience Fire Emblem like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen – from unexpected alliances to epic betrayals, and everything in between.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

austerity measures, brexit, cultural divisions, economic crisis, education system, environmental challenges, Europe, european union, eurozone, global competition., healthcare system, immigration, Minecraft, nationalism, Oops, political instability, populism, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, social inequality, trade agreements, unemployment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	874568
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6678

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!