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Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, nato, peace negotiations, putin, Redstone, Rumble, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyKyrgyzstan

Central Asia, CraftyKyrgyzstan, cultural diversity, diverse cuisine, forgotten destination, Hidden Gem, hidden treasures, Kyrgyz culture, Kyrgyzstan, lesser-known country, mountainous landscapes, mysterious country, nomadic traditions, Off the beaten path, rich history, Silk Road, travel destination, underappreciated beauty, undiscovered beauty, unexplored territory, unique experiences

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

yo, have you ever heard of this place called Kyrgyzstan? me neither, but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly, no joke! also, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine. plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you free enchanted gear if you tell him a funny joke. join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

FakeMedsRUsCrafty

Africa, antibiotics, antimalarial, antimicrobial resistance, counterfeit, deaths, developing countries, drug quality, Fake, FakeMedsRUsCrafty, falsified, global health, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, medication, Medicines, mortality, pharmaceuticals, public health, Sub-Saharan Africa, substandard

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3566
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	New Chunks Explored:	161776
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

banner, Lazy, Minecraft, Mods, Pirate, Samurai, Server, Survival, TokyoCity, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4305
Animals Bred:	119	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	8560	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7158	Votes:	3668
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	386	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1799	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.