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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 205 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?
Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!
