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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.
so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.
