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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1698 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 852039 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Mines Excavated: | 2223 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!