Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive group songs, mind-bending craft sessions with HoloEN, and original songs that will make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Holotori and dance your heart out with our first original song – HOLOTORI Dance! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine hanging out with Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) and jamming out to the coolest tunes in Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a server experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons starts grooving to the beat of our exclusive group song, “Our Promise”. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! How about a mind-bending adventure with HoloEN where you’ll have to solve puzzles and defeat evil mobs to save the day?
And don’t even get us started on our second original song, “mumei”, which will have you dancing like never before.
Join now and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!
Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so outrageous that even the western SJW trannies have ignored us. That’s right, we’re too wild for them to handle! They probably should have applied to holoJP instead, but hey, their loss is our gain.
So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, insane stories, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
1. Our group song performances are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather armor in comparison. 2. We have a Mind Craft session with HoloEN where you can mine and build with virtual idols – how cool is that? 3. Our second original song, “mumei,” will have you dancing like a creeper in no time. 4. Have you heard Holotori’s first original song, “HOLOTORI Dance!”? It’s so catchy, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist grooving to it. 5. Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) will blow your mind with her amazing vocals – you’ll swear she’s using a mod for auto-tune. 6. We have a list of songs and karaoke tracks that will have you singing along like a villager in a trading hall. 7. Our Chapters, Clips, and Music Videos are so entertaining, they’ll make you forget about mining for diamonds. 8. Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion. 9. Check out our YouTube channel for more epic content that will have you laughing like a witch in a cauldron. 10. And last but not least, grab some merch before the 2nd Concert merch order period ends – because who wouldn’t want to rock some epic gear while building their blocky empire?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!
Sure, eight of them couldn’t bother to show up, but that just means more opportunities for you to shine and show off your building skills. Plus, who needs them when you can hang out with their new senpais who are just as cool (if not cooler)?
Join our server for some kusoge fun and maybe even become the next big senpai yourself. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout in their next stream for being the ultimate Minecraft master!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.
Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!
Join us for epic adventures with HoloEN where you can jam out to original songs like “mumei” and “HOLOTORI Dance!” But wait, there’s more! Get ready to groove to hits like “Stellar Stellar” by Hoshimachi Suisei and “The Forgotten Song” by Hatsune Miku.
But that’s not all – we have a whole list of songs and karaoke options for you to enjoy. And don’t forget about our 5th Fes event that will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity and fun? Let’s get mining and crafting with a side of HoloEN madness!