our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!
we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.
| Become a Parolee | Leave the prison and build a farm for more money |
|---|---|
| Prestiges | Earn special rewards after hitting top rank |
| Guards | Assist/protect new players and enforce rules |
| Quests | Complete for extra cash or special items |
| Gangs | Join a gang and fight with rival gangs |
| Swords and Potions | Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them |
| The grind | Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them |
| Prison plots | Rent a cell/plot to store items or build |
| Start with basic tools | Work for better gear |
| A | Default Prisoner |
|---|---|
| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.
Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.
You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”
The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!
Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!
But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.
So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.
Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.
