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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5697 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 969 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 228573 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!