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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 133 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
