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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4758 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3167 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!