Hollywood exaggerations Minecraft Servers

Hollywood exaggerations Minecraft Servers

  • MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

    MovieMagicMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1066
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1341 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PurseRageCraft

    PurseRageCraft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9738
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Villages Defended: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyTrinitySMP

    HolyTrinitySMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6418
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 60

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

    So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNoobs

    CraftyNoobs
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5475
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

    ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5968
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Emeralds Found: 2829 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

    this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

    so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

    Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BOBROVSK Minecraft server

    BOBROVSK Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2998
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

    mc.bobrovsk.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Reverie SMP

    Reverie SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7097
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Crops Grown: 1732
    Mines Excavated: 4081 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Emeralds Found: 1503 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Description
    Near Vanilla Gameplay No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
    CoreProtect Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
    Proximity Chat Option for players, not a requirement.
    Experienced Staff Team has experience running similar servers.
    DynMap Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
    Server Events Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
    Activity System Visual system for player preferences while playing.
    Supporter Perks Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

    Server Specs

    AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

    FAQ

    Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

    Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

    How do I join Reverie SMP?

    To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

    Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

    No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

    What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

    We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rebel Rising United 1.21

    Rebel Rising United 1.21
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3547
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 559
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5903
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 165 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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