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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2311 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 741853 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9181 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
