| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7971 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3253 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 471 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4151 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 535 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8559 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 101 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 74 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 38 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
| Ores Mined: | 5434 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7329 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1975 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5909 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
