holistic Minecraft Servers

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  • Blocky Distraction Land

    Blocky Distraction Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY KIDS! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? FORGET PAYING ATTENTION, DISTRACTION IS THE NEW COOL THING HERE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A CARNIVAL OF CHAOS AND FUN!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE WHILE RIDING A PIG, FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND DANCING WITH CREEPERS! WHO NEEDS FOCUS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLAST OF A TIME?

    OUR SERVER IS WHERE KIDS CAN LET LOOSE AND BE THEIR CRAZY SELVES! NO RULES, NO LIMITS, JUST PURE MINECRAFT MADNESS! JOIN US NOW AND EMBRACE THE DISTRACTION!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBudzMC

    CraftyBudzMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks strapped to their backs. we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you diamonds for cookies. our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less arguing about who left the toilet seat up.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.

    join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rub-A-Dub-DubCraft: Where Blocks Get a Massage!

    Rub-A-Dub-DubCraft: Where Blocks Get a Massage!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for aspiring masseuses to hone their skills. Imagine being able to give virtual massages to all the players, male or female, without any pesky laws getting in the way. Join now and start your journey to becoming the best virtual masseuse in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

    HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

    EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InflamedMindsMC

    InflamedMindsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

    VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

    AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP