join dis server if u wanna have da time of ur life! we got creepers dat explode confetti, zombies dat dance thriller, and skeletons dat shoot fireworks! it’s like a party in minecraft every day! plus, if u join on da 4th of july, u can shoot someone and it’ll just blend right in with all da pops and bangs! it’s da perfect crime, amirite? so come on over and join da fun, u won’t regret it… unless u get blown up by a confetti creeper, den u might regret it a little bit.
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Firework PvP
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BlockyBanter2024
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with the villagers. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server?
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions – on our server, anything goes! Build a house out of TNT, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
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NoBossNoOrdersMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “WFH” policy – that’s right, you can Work From Home in our virtual world! Why waste time commuting to the office when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures from the comfort of your own home?Join us and experience the thrill of telling your “direct supervisor” Linda that you’re not coming into the office next week because you’re too busy slaying zombies and exploring the vast landscapes of our server. Who needs to cover for other EAs when you can be the master of your own virtual domain?
Plus, our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Show Linda who’s boss by proving your skills in PvP battles and conquering the toughest dungeons.
So why wait? Join our server today and escape the office drama for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!
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BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).
Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?
So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).
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VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse
so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!
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BlockyJoy Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the same level of excitement as Christmas morning as a child! Imagine waking up to find that Santa has left you a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and adventures. From building your own castle to battling dragons, this server has it all. Plus, rumor has it that the Easter Bunny makes a special appearance every Sunday to hand out rare loot. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!
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Xapros SMP: Where even the cows party harder than the players! 1.21 fun with events!
About Us We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items! We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂 We have 5-15 different players who log on daily We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind! Zero lag and 24/7 uptime We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing! Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9 Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can join by applying on our Discord server. Is there a whitelist? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure only trusted players join. Are there any rules? Yes, we have strict rules against stealing, hacking, and griefing. Can I build wherever I want? While there are no land claims, we encourage respectful building within the server. Is the server always online? Yes, we have 24/7 uptime with zero lag. Will my progress be saved? Yes, we are a no reset server so your base will always be saved.
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NoKidsAllowedCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!
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TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer
join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!
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PocketTripCancelLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.
Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?