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Have you ever wondered how a company that sells pet rocks is still making bank? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that is so wild and wacky, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they’re still in business! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as we build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, have llama dance parties, and even hold llama beauty pageants. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama fighting ring where the winner gets a lifetime supply of llama wool. So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most bizarre and profitable Minecraft server around!