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CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

FlareCraft: July 4th Rescue Squad

4th, Caution, celebration, danger, distress call, distress signal, emergency, emergency preparedness, fireworks, FLARE, FlareCraft, holiday accidents, holiday mishaps, independence day, july, July 4th, outdoor activities, rescue, safety precautions, SOS, squad, summer safety, survival skills, worst nights

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4324	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Farms Harvested:	217	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have fireworks every night to celebrate july 4th, cuz why not? who needs rescuing when you can just party it up in the virtual world? plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and fight off zombie chickens. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Farms Harvested:	315	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	115
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Spears Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	816263
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	4566	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	602	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!