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DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

college education, coworker conflict, coworker jealousy, Degree, DegreeCraft, Graduation, honors degree, noob, office decor, office dynamics, office etiquette, office politics, professional accomplishments, professional reputation, Proving, proving credentials, proving qualifications, work drama, work environment, work relationships, work success, workplace drama, workplace validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

CraftingChallenged

Abilities, adaptation, Challenges, comparison, coping, CraftingChallenged, Difficulty, encouragement, Frustration, growth, Improvement, inadequacy, learning, Overcome, perseverance, Personal, resilience, Skills, Struggle, Support, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4317	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

mc.lovver.lat

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5293
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	971961	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4970	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl3.bear-land.net

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

AAKW, banter, blocky, Caught, fuckin, Good, huh, Like.., long tail tags, look good, Minecraft, niggas, off the bat, OGs, on the way, paula, see any, Server, SVTYJ, tags, tell you, TN

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	660
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!