Holiday Menu MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Festive Foodie Minecraft SMP

Christmas day feast, seasonal treats, Minecraft, smp, foodie

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about what to eat for Christmas because our virtual feast is always ready! We have a magical Christmas tree that grows unlimited food, from turkey to candy canes to pumpkin pie. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you fly like Rudolph!

But beware, our server is also home to mischievous elves who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the water into hot cocoa and the lava into eggnog! It was chaos, but also delicious.

So if you’re looking for a jolly good time and some festive fun, come join our Minecraft SMP and celebrate Christmas like never before!

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HolidayNomzCraft

holiday meals, christmas dinner, holiday recipes, special holiday meals, favorite holiday food

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

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CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server

design, Mother, Sewing, Commission, Fabric

Are you tired of dealing with demanding clients who don’t appreciate your expertise? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and opinions!

Imagine a world where you can create custom designs without anyone questioning your choices. Build a decorative pillow in any color you desire, without someone insisting on banana peel yellow (seriously, who even likes that color?).

On our server, we understand the importance of artistic freedom and respect your craft. No more pro-bono projects for ungrateful family members – get paid what you deserve for your hard work!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky opinions getting in the way. Plus, we have a special offer for all new members – a free illustration from our professional illustrator fiancé! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your talents in a supportive and hilarious community.

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DadCryCraft

personal growth, family dynamics, emotional manipulation, communication breakdown, Decision making

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any siblings getting in your way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream house without any interference from ghosting brothers or contractors who didn’t finish high school. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate escape from family obligations.

Forget about legal contracts and family guilt trips – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect castle or mining for rare resources. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in this world, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

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ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!

confession blunder, confession slip-up, odd, ConfessCraft, confession gone wrong

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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FantasyCraft: Unleashed

FantasyCraft, Unleashed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server

Mexican president, law enforcement, mexico, Corruption, CartelCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

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MineCraftyUkraine

Politics, MineCraftyUkraine, УНН, mineral resources, US

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

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Egg House Flex

trend, Damage, Vandalism, House, crime

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server

study, Pollution, exhaust emissions, environmental impact, Breathing

join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

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