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XmasLootCraft
Oh, forget about Christmas presents, join our Minecraft server and you’ll get a virtual llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! Who needs socks and sweaters when you can have a diamond-pooping llama, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and he’s always giving out enchanted candy canes that make you fly for 10 minutes straight. So ditch the boring gifts and come join the most magical Minecraft server around! -
Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
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SnowmenGoneWild Minecraft Server – Where even the snowmen are wise!
This server has been blessed by the presence of the three wise snowmen, who bring gifts of epic loot and endless fun! Join us and bask in the wisdom of these frosty sages as they guide you on epic quests and help you build the most epic snow fortresses you’ve ever seen.But beware, for the snowmen have a mischievous side and may prank you with snowball fights when you least expect it. Join our server and experience the magic of winter like never before!
So come on, join us and let the three wise snowmen show you the true meaning of snow day fun!
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Mystic Rifts 1.20.2
OMG, join this Minecraft server and you won’t feel like there’s a dick in your throat anymore!We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!
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SisterCraft Minecraft Server
🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! 🤣🌟😂 Picture this: You’re the youngest in your family and feeling like you’re not getting enough attention. But fear not, on our server, YOU are the star of the show! No more feeling overshadowed by your brother or anyone else – it’s all about YOU, baby! 😂
🚀 And get this – when your annoying sister and niece come to visit, you can just opt out of activities and hang out with your friends instead! Who needs family time when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your pals? 🚀
🤪 Plus, our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about your family troubles. College out of state? Pfft, who needs it when you have a virtual world to escape to! 🤪
Join now for a crazy, hilarious, and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮
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HoneymoonHijinks
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your in-laws crashing your honeymoon? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.Imagine building a fortress to keep out your in-laws while they try to invade your virtual honeymoon. Will they bring gifts or just try to steal your diamonds? Only on our server will you find out!
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join us for a honeymoon like no other, where you can escape reality and build your dream world without any unwanted guests. Trust us, this server is the perfect getaway from all the chaos.
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CelebCraft: Reddit Lurkers
Do you ever wonder which A-listers are secretly scrolling through Reddit, trying to blend in with us mere mortals? Well, on our Minecraft server, you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber building a pixelated mansion or Taylor Swift taming virtual wolves. Who knows, maybe even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is mining for diamonds in disguise! Join our server for the chance to rub elbows with the rich and famous in the most unexpected of places. You never know who you might run into while crafting your next masterpiece! -
TransatlanticTensionCraft
So, like, this server is so lit that even world leaders are like, “Nah, we gotta cancel our meetings to play on this server.” It’s like, the ultimate place to be, man. Like, imagine being so cool that even politicians are ditching their responsibilities to join in on the fun. You gotta join this server, bro. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up negotiating peace treaties with other players or something. It’s wild, man. Just hop on and see for yourself. Peace out, dudes. -
Everburn – Earth SMP
Everburn – Earth SMP IP: mc.everburn.gg Bedrock Port: 19132
Website: everburn.gg Discord: everburn.gg/discord
What We Offer: •Earth World •Towny •Player-Driven Economy •Art Maps & Events •Custom Enchants •Slimefun •Dungeons •Jobs & Skills •Custom Skins & Cosmetics •Factories •Emojis & Tags •Live Map •Levels & Ranks
Join and start your journey today! Server is family friendly & community driven.
mc.everburn.gg