Holiday Hosting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse

Christmas traditions, holiday chaos, family expectations, family traditions, tinnitus

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

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XmasBoozeBanFail

cultural mixing, parenting, family, tequila, christmas

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

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NoSleepover Minecraft Server

setting boundaries, Communication Issues, Server, Thanksgiving plans, accommodating guests

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

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HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

traditional household, Minecraft, in joke, Server, serious

Are you tired of traditional households and ready to embrace your inner geek? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where jokes are taken to the extreme and gender roles are thrown out the window.

Imagine a server where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s the wife, the husband, or even the pregnant husband! Embrace your unique sense of humor and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and acceptance.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life, especially when it comes to in-jokes with your significant other. Stand your ground and be a part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that being different is what makes us special. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pregnant husband of your own to share jokes with!

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CreeperControl911

neighborhood complaints, pet behavior, neighbor conflict, pet safety, neighborhood disputes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take neighborly disputes to a whole new level! Join us in our virtual court where you can unleash your fury on pesky neighbors and their unruly dogs.

Imagine a world where you can chase away dogs, yell at neighbors, and even call animal control all from the comfort of your own blocky home. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a fun and interactive way.

And don’t worry about proof or consequences – in our world, you can deliver warnings and document everything with just a few clicks. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So come join us and show those virtual neighbors who’s boss. Who knew that a simple game could provide so much entertainment and satisfaction? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

motivation, life advice, life goals, self development, overcoming obstacles

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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CraftyPositiveVibes

self-affirmation, self esteem, self worth, personal growth, self love

Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

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CraftyPutinWarFun

sanctions, military intervention, political tension, trump, CraftyPutinWarFun

so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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Camel Milk Crafters

bioactive peptides, health benefits, Natural, Crafters, gastrointestinal health

come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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CatCraft

world border expansion, VA, Adult-only, Lgbt, Ashburn

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

Season Information
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
Server hosted in Ashburn, VA

Server Rules
Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly. PVP is turned on, play fair. No hacking or unfair advantages. Pranking is fine within reason. Favorite breed of cat required in application. Keep the server neat and tidy. Don’t kill withers in the over-world. “It’s Fine.”

Other Important Details
No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features AFK Detection CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more Custom PVE group boss and dungeons Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more

FAQ
Question	Answer
Is the server child friendly?	No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?	No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
What version is the server currently running on?	We are currently running on version 1.21.4
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.