We got more diamonds than Santa’s workshop, and more creepers than a family reunion gone wrong.
Join us and experience the true meaning of Christmas – mining, crafting, and blowing stuff up!
It’s like celebrating Hanukkah with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity.
Don’t be a Grinch, come join the fun and let’s make this holiday season lit AF!
join our server and you’ll be like, a brain scientist or something. you can totally mess around with choline levels in the brain and be all like, “wow, i’m changing the world with my minecraft skills.”
plus, we have this secret lab where we do all our experiments. it’s like, super high-tech and stuff. you can pretend you’re a mad scientist and create crazy potions and stuff. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join our server and be part of the next big scientific breakthrough. who needs school when you have minecraft, right? let’s get weird with some brain proteins, dude.
| Server Type | SMP/CMP (Survival Multiplayer/Creative Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Host | Yani |
| Timezone | GMT+2 |
| Server Start Date | August 20, 2023 |
The purpose of the server is to provide a relaxing environment for players to create and explore within the rules set by the server.
The rules are outlined in the server’s discord server and are enforced by active staff members.
Yes, the minimum age requirement is 18 to play on the server.
To join the server, send a friend request to yani01 and ask for an invite link.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the server with his impeccable sense of direction (spoiler alert: he has no sense of direction).
Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cake, where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the evil unicorns who guard the enchanted diamond mines – they have a taste for player’s souls (and cake).
Want to build a house? Well, good luck finding a spot because our server is constantly shifting and changing, thanks to the mischievous gnomes who love to rearrange everything when you’re not looking.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Just remember, don’t feed the talking pig after midnight.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or the time we held a fashion show where everyone dressed up as their favorite block. And who could forget the epic underwater dance party we threw in the ocean monument?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and legal battles? Join us as we embark on a journey of adoption, deceit, and overbearing ex-MILs.
Witness the epic showdown between a neglectful ex-husband, a devoted new husband, and a meddling ex-MIL who just can’t seem to mind her own business.
Will our protagonist be able to protect her child’s wellbeing amidst the chaos? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server adventure.
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the drama happening in the chat. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!
Join our server and you might just find yourself falling head over heels for a player who can build the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Love is a block away on our server, so come join us for a date night you’ll never forget!
oh, and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot! but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super duper secret!
also, did i mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the pesky mobs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
oh, and one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and claimed it was haunted by ghost creepers! it was hilarious, you had to be there.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s totally off the walls and full of crazy adventures, then this is the place for you! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
