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CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9692
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	736	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

advice, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dating older, dating younger, experiences, growth, Happiness, judgment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Server, societal norms, success stories, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1065
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have Redditors who have dated people with more than a 10-year age gap sharing their hilarious and sometimes cringeworthy stories. Join us for a chance to meet your very own Minecraft sugar daddy or cougar queen! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for some age-defying adventures!

CraftyGrinzMC

bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, Uplifting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Russia vs US

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global security, international relations, military escalation, military presence, military response, nuclear deployment, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear missiles, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, political strategy, russia, strategic deployment, US weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear missiles ready to deploy like russia! we got crazier weapons than germany, so you better watch out! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown of explosive proportions! join now for a blast of a time!

NoTouchyCraft

acquaintances, Boundaries, comfort zone, Communication, Companionship, emotional bonds, emotional intimacy, friendship, long-term connections, loyalty, mutual respect, non-physical connections, NoTouchyCraft, personal space, platonic relationships, Respect, social norms, socializing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick house, when suddenly you see this player who’s been on the server for years but you’ve never even touched them! like, what even is that? it’s like they’re a ghost or something, just floating around, never interacting with anyone. it’s so mysterious and intriguing, you just have to join the server to see if you can finally make contact with this elusive player. who knows, maybe they’re actually a secret agent or a wizard in disguise! come join the server and unravel the mystery of the untouchable player!