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OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

holiday banking, OverdraftCraft, holidays, holiday scheduling, money management

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Leftist Uprising Minecraft Server

education system, Minecraft, Server, Political Correctness, Sociology

Are you tired of dealing with chud incels in the world of academia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a leftist utopia where STEM and IT fields are filled with like-minded individuals who will never mansplain or gaslight you. Join us for a virtual escape from the toxic masculinity of the real world and build a better future with us brick by brick. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret cabal of feminist witches who use their powers to banish trolls and spread glitter and rainbows throughout the land. Don’t miss out on the magic, join us today!

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Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

royal, thanks, Voting, 128 to 64, Sep

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

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DadCraft Cleanout – GTFO stepsis

gtfo, Support, stepsister, family, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and zero step-sisters trying to “help” you pack up your dad’s apartment.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!

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AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

consensus, general acceptance, fundamental truths, AgreeOnMinecraftSMP, common ground

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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CraftyWallz

CraftyWallz, Display, home screen, screen saver, Background

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow exploded all over your screen! Join us and your phone wallpaper will be jealous of the epic adventures you’ll have on our server.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity that goes down here. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So ditch the boring wallpaper on your phone and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a static image when you can have a dynamic world full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixel Petro Kremlin

refinery, Moscow, OPERATIONs, Kremlin, PIXEL

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian drones attacking a moscow oil refinery! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft form! build your own drone army and defend the refinery or join the ukrainian side and wreak havoc on the oil industry! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a truly explosive experience!

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Blinker Light Fails – LOL

road safety, when to replace blinker lights, Light, Signaling, vehicle maintenance

join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.

we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!

plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?

so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!

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What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

Server, Minecraft, legos

The B3 is a dynamic musical trio known for their soulful blend of blues, funk, and jazz. Consisting of a Hammond organ player, guitarist, and drummer, their energetic performances and infectious grooves have captivated audiences at clubs and festivals around the country. With a deep-rooted passion for improvisation and collaboration, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of their genre while staying true to the rich traditions of American music.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

10.200, ENReco, Server, Interest, en

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server mascot is a talking llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on his stand-up comedy routine.

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with exploding chickens. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on full moons to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive JPreco and unlock the secrets of EN.10/200.

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