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Blocky McPhenotype

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8821
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Villages Defended:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6172
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	2442	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1707	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!