Hole MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Galactic Black Hole Domination

universe mysteries, Dark Matter, 13 billion light-years away, Astronomical Observations, cosmological studies

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit, it’s like you’re traveling through dark matter dominating halos of supermassive black holes 13 billion light-years away? Well, look no further, cuz this server is outta this world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle space aliens, ride on flying pigs, and even build your own black hole base! Who needs diamonds when you can have dark matter, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a black hole and got sucked into another dimension! True story, bro.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe while mining for cobblestone. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Primordial Black Hole Planetoids

everyday objects, small black holes, theoretical physics, Evidence, celestial bodies

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got primordial black holes hiding in planets and everyday objects like yo momma’s old toaster! imagine mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbling upon a microscopic tunnel left behind by a tiny black hole from the early universe. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft bro! come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you in our server. who knows, you might even find a hollow planetoid to build your base on and rule the universe like a boss. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explore the mysteries of the cosmos together!

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Black Hole Merge Madness

MERGE, SIZE, SPIN, astronomers, Formation

come join our minecraft server, where black holes are the size of giant pigs and spin like crazy disco balls! we got black holes merging multiple times, like they’re playing a game of cosmic twister with millions of stars! it’s like a space dance party up in here, with black holes busting out their best moves and revealing secrets about the universe that will blow your mind! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the weirdest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

BlockyBodycams, smp, Ultimate Weapon, Drugs, PR disaster

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

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Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

funny, social norms, Trust, JOKE, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

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YouTube Rabbit Hole Minecraft Server

hidden gems, pre-social media, old school, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of YouTube! Dive into the nostalgia of homemade videos from a decade ago, where authenticity and soul were the name of the game.

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for random numbers like IMG_363 on YouTube, uncovering hidden gems from the pre-social media era. Who knows what kind of wacky and wild videos you’ll come across! Maybe you’ll even stumble upon a lost masterpiece that will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious journey through the depths of YouTube history and start creating your own epic Minecraft adventures inspired by the legends of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

Infrastructure, sanitation, Housing, quality of life, shithole

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

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Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

smp, BIZARRE, strange, death, Animal Behavior

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

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The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

bloody warfare, War Crimes, History, slav death, neglect

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

tornado science, Hurricanes, tornado facts, tornado warning, tornado phenomenon

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

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