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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	922

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

beginning a conversation, blocky, BUILD, conversation starter, CraftyCrush, Empire, first impression, first question, getting to know each other, getting to know someone, getting to know you, Icebreaker, initial question, start talking, starting a chat, starting a connection, starting a conversation, starting a dialogue, starting a discussion, starting a friendship, starting a rapport, starting a relationship, talking to someone, Wanna

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	2288
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	641297

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mines Excavated:	3599
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4162
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

all time, best movies, BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, Cinema, cinematic masterpieces, classic, favorite films, film, film enthusiasts, greatest films, iconic movies, legendary movies, movie buffs, must see movies, must watch, timeless classics, top 10 films, top 20 movies, top movie list, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3712
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	4857	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	727	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!