holding on Minecraft Servers

Holding On

  • Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

    Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

    And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

    Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling lost and abandoned like a baby zombie without its mommy? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being separated from your virtual family again. We offer a safe and secure environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any fear of being left alone in the dark. So come on, join us and say goodbye to separation anxiety for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BaggageCraft2021

    BaggageCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

    Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

    Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrudgeCraft SMP

    GrudgeCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still salty about that time a creeper blew up your diamond castle on our Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and get your revenge by pranking your friends with exploding sheep and hidden lava traps! We promise you’ll never run out of ways to get back at your fellow players for stealing your precious resources or accidentally hitting you with a pickaxe. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and let the grudges flow like water in a never-ending river of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

    Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

    Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

    Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

    On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

    Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

    HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

    Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

    Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

    BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

    Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

    So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

    PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

    Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP