hold my beer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeerMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic “hold my beer” moments like building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Or how about organizing a massive chicken race where the winner gets a diamond block? Trust us, the chickens are surprisingly fast.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Revolution” challenge, where players must build a dance floor and bust a move to the beat of a jukebox. The winner gets bragging rights and a special disco ball to hang in their virtual base.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and embrace the chaos, join our SMP today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SAARS Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, Survive!

BUILD, cheap labour, Craft, cultural bias, discrimination, Diversity, employment, employment opportunities, Globalization, immigrant workers, imported, IT firms, ITT, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, racism, saars, Server, societal perceptions, South Asians, stereotyped, SURVIVE, technology industry, Workforce

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Bollywood movie? Look no further, because our server is filled with South Asians who are not just here for IT work, but also to dominate in building epic structures and slaying dragons!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with a samosa in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. Our South Asian players bring a whole new level of spice to the game, literally – have you ever seen a creeper explode into a cloud of curry powder? It’s a sight to behold!

So come join us on our server, where stereotypes are shattered and creativity knows no bounds. Who knew that South Asians were not just tech wizards, but also Minecraft masters? It’s time to break free from the mold and show the world what we’re made of – one block at a time!

CarShame Minecraft Server

car accessories, car customization, car decorations, car interior, car ownership, CarShame, driving siblings, family dynamics, Minecraft, pink leather seats, Server, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling transportation, teenage car design, teenage car owner, teenage driver, teenage independence, teenage responsibilities, teenager car

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre websites, BlockyMemeMadness, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, Freaky, internet, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange videos, surreal, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual memes, weird

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	8012	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	New Chunks Explored:	61399
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	1606

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4222
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	5153
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!