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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crops Grown:	5992	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Evolution Community

City Build, Community, Economy, Evolution, Features, Mini Games, MONEY, Parkour, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Evolution Community is a new city build server with cool features. We also have small mini-games like PvP or Parkour with which you can earn money.

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TandooriLove Minecraft Server

cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dating outside your race, diverse relationships, family acceptance, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Family Values, indian girlfriend, intercultural dating, interracial relationship, love knows no boundaries, Meeting the parents, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, new girlfriend, parental reaction, relationship advice, relationship challenges, Server, TandooriLove

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ores Mined:	8952
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more entertaining than a soap opera. Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama rodeo competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine diamonds? Done. Want a dragon to serenade you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

Community, core tenet, debugging, Development, Evolution, History, Ideology, innovation, Legacy, linux, open source, operating system, philosophy, Principles, programming, software, System Administration, Technology, Troubleshooting, Unix, UnixAndLinuxSMP, WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	2236
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?). Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “TNT Tag Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance-offs” where players can win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And don’t even get us started on our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of llamas while shooting fireballs from your hands.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, back surgery, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, dinner time, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, military mindset, Minecraft, pain management, self reliance, Server, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy family members! Are you tired of coming home to a sink full of dishes, trash on the counters, and a general mess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape the real world and join a community of players who actually know how to clean up after themselves.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual cleaning as you pick up trash, wash dishes, and keep your virtual home spotless. No more eye rolls or excuses, just good old-fashioned teamwork and responsibility.

And if you ever feel like your family members are being too lazy, just send them on a virtual quest to find the legendary Trashcan of Doom or the Dishwasher of Destiny. Maybe then they’ll learn the importance of cleaning up after themselves!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual takeout options that won’t leave you guessing what’s for dinner. Join now and let’s clean up this virtual world together!

FamGoneWild: LivingMyBestLife

abroad, Best Life, burden, decision, Explanation, FamGoneWild, family, Fiance, Graduation, Happiness, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Job, LEAVING, LivingMyBestLife, Loneliness, opportunity, Proposal, relationship, Safety, University, well-being

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from all the guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without anyone telling you what to do!

On our server, you can create your dream home with your fiancé and live happily ever after without any interference from overbearing family members. Build a castle, start a farm, or even create your own mini city – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, if your grandma threatens to die without you, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual hugs and support to keep her going. And who knows, maybe she’ll even join the server and start her own Minecraft adventure!

So ditch the family drama and join our server today. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only person you have to please is yourself. Let’s build a brighter future together!

YouthfulNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adventure, aging, carefree days, Challenges, childhood memories, Curiosity, ENERGY, Experience, freedom, growth, Innocence, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opportunities, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, vitality, wisdom, YouthfulNostalgia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of being young and carefree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate time machine back to your childhood! Join us for a wild ride filled with nostalgia, epic adventures, and maybe even a few temper tantrums (we won’t judge).

Forget about bills, responsibilities, and adulting in general – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no grown-ups allowed” policy, so you can let your inner child run wild without any judgment.

So why wait? Join us now and relive the glory days of your youth in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting into a water balloon fight with the server owner or teaming up with a group of players to build a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – so come join the fun!

NoobsWatchMoviesNotMe

acclaimed, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, classic, cult favorite, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, haven’t seen, iconic, Mainstream, missed out, Movie, must see, must watch, NoobsWatchMoviesNotMe, Popular, top rated, trending, well known

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Star Shards Collected:	75	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Have you ever felt like the odd one out because you haven’t seen that one movie everyone is talking about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground cinema where we play all the latest movies for our players! Join us and never feel left out of movie conversations again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance in every film! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your cinematic adventure!

HezCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, escalation, Geopolitics, hezbollah, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, political turmoil, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6560	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Yo, listen up, fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy war between Hezbollah and Israel. It’s like a real-life battle, but in Minecraft! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow everything up. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it? Join today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft: TotallyDestroyingEnemies

aggression, anniversary, communism, Conflict, destroy, Dictatorship, east asia, ENEMY, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, korean war, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Propaganda, Régime, sanctions, Tension, threat, TotallyDestroyingEnemies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we are as crazy as north korea threatening to destroy everything in our path! we celebrate the end of wars by blowing up creepers and building giant statues of our fearless leader, steve. you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server anywhere else, so join now before we accidentally set fire to the entire world! #minecraftmadness #crazycreations #steveisourleader

Bedrock Parking Co.

bedrock, BEDROOM, Beds, bedtime, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, Furniture, humans, mattress, NAP, Parking, parking spots, pillows, recharge, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, snooze

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1890	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.

but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.