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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2652	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

CraftyCrashSurvivors

(Domestic), accident, air travel, Aviation (Industry), civil aviation, Condolences, CraftyCrashSurvivors, crash, Disaster, emergency response, families, investigation, Jeju Air, mourning, presumed dead, Safety, south korea, Tragedy, Victims, WORST

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1027

LOL ok so like this server is lit af, like hotter than a Jeju Air crash (too soon? lol). We got all the craziest shizz you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle it out with other players. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next block party.

CubePlay Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Bosses, Cheaters, CubePlayRU, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Goodies, Ip:, Vodyanoi

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to CubePlayRU! ?

? CubePlayRU – are you tired of the server bar with all sorts of unnecessary things, rude players and cheaters? Is everything the same? My God! Where were you looking? Come to us soon!

✨ Why CubePlayRU?

? Epic Events – Participate in exciting events and win unique prizes!

? Powerful bosses – fight bosses and get unique loot

⚔️ Custom Items – Discover unique possibilities with our exclusive items!

? Goodies for everyone – we always have something interesting for new and old players!

? Friendly administration – we are always ready to help and listen to your suggestions!

? Cheaters? Not with us! We carefully monitor order on the server, and dishonest players do not stay long!

? I, Vodyanoi, am the creator of CubePlayRU! Subscribe to my channel (it’s in our ds) so you don’t miss streams and videos!

? Join us on CubePlayRU!

? IP: 9.12.87.231:24625

Version:1.16.5

? Link to our Discord: https://discord.gg/sKsjHs6DC2

? Forward to adventure!

49.12.87.231:24625

Spectre SMP

application, ArmorPoser Mod, Builders, Collaborative, Community, Discord, Europe, Friendly, FSit, Grinding, Minecarts, nicknames, Performance Mods, PvP, recipe changes, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
New Chunks Explored:	990953	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Name	Spectre SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Focus	Community collaboration and friendly gameplay

FAQ

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community
We focus on longevity and encourage creativity

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners who want to showcase their skills
Players who interact well with others
Creative minds with impressive long-term goals
Active community members for discussions and projects

Server Specifications and Mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier building
Faster minecarts and Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames and FSit mod
ArmorPoser Mod for cool poses
Discord-to-Minecraft link for communication

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server and send us an application.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANONYMOUS, art, Connection, culture, Diversity, emotion, folklore, heritage, History, Identity, Literature, MysticCraft, Nostalgia, philosophy, pride, Realms, russia, Soul, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Unity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual trip to Russia for your soul, man. Imagine building a giant vodka bottle house or riding a bear through the snowy mountains, all in Minecraft!

Plus, the mobs on this server are straight-up crazy, like zombie babushkas throwing potatoes at you and skeleton cosmonauts shooting space lasers. It’s like a wild Russian rave party, but in blocky pixel form.

And don’t even get me started on the loot, bro. You can find Matryoshka doll chests filled with diamonds and golden potatoes that give you super speed. It’s like a capitalist dream come true in the Motherland.

So come on, comrade, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let your inner Russian spirit run wild! Just watch out for the dancing bears, they’re a bit too friendly if you know what I mean…

2021BlessingsMC SMP

2021BlessingsMC, Achievements, best things, Blessings, blessings in disguise, Cherished moments, favorite memories, grateful moments, Happened, happy memories, highlights, memorable experiences., Milestones, new opportunities, personal growth, positive changes, positive events, smp, special occasions, success stories, this year, unexpected joys

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Votes:	8459
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever and you’re missing out if you’re not on it.

First of all, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. It was so random and hilarious, you just had to be there.

And then, we had this massive prank war where we kept turning each other’s houses into giant toilets. It was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing for days.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the entire server. People were so confused but it was the best thing ever.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnNation

Alternate Reality, Born Again, country of birth, country selection, cultural identity, dream birthplace, Dream destination, fantasy scenario, future life, hypothetical question, ideal country, Nationality, nationality selection, new life, personal choice, preferred birthplace, preferred homeland, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, RespawnNation, second chance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Imagine being born again, but this time as a blocky character in a virtual world. And not just any virtual world, but one where you get to choose which country you want to be born in! Want to be born in a land of pixelated pandas and bamboo forests? Done. How about a country where the rivers are made of flowing lava and the mountains are made of diamond ore? We got you covered. Join our server for a wild ride through countries you never even knew existed, all in the world of Minecraft!

BirdieCraft Minecraft Server

accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, bird strike, BirdieCraft, black box, crash site, deadly, Experts, flight data recorder, flight investigation, investigation, mechanical failure, Minecraft, pilot error, plane crash, Safety, Server, South Korean, speculation, Tragedy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and chickens droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot!

one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your minecraft life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

BazaarBrawlCraft

BazaarBrawlCraft, civil disobedience, currency devaluation, demonstrations, economic crisis, economic hardship, financial instability, government policies, historic bazaar, inflation, iran, market turmoil, MIDDLE EAST, Political unrest, PROTESTS, public anger, rial devaluation, rising prices, social discontent, Social Issues, Tehran

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3142	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOLZ, u know what’s better than protesting in Tehran? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where u can build ur own bazaar and not worry about inflation or rial devaluation! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are protesting to join! Come join the fun and build ur own virtual empire, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead? Let’s get crafting, fam!

Serial Killer Stupidity Craft

60s serial killers, 70s serial killers, ability to reach people, Cold cases, communication breakdown, Craft, crime scene analysis., crime solving, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Criminal Psychology, DNA matching, forensic technology, historical crimes, investigative techniques, Killer, lack of communication, law enforcement, Serial, serial killer profiling, stupidity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where 60s and 70s serial killers are running amok, but get this – they’re all really dumb! Like, they can’t even figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe. Join us for some killer laughs and wacky adventures as we try to survive in this crazy world. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon some ancient DNA that could unlock the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart these not-so-smart killers!

Childhood Struggles Server

academic success, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood trauma, college tuition, disadvantaged families, disadvantaged parents, education, educational attainment, educational opportunities, family background, financial assistance, financial barriers, financial support, generational poverty, higher education, long-term effects, parental involvement, parental support, Server, socioeconomic status, Struggles, student loans

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	967002	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! you gotta join this epic Minecraft server if you want your parents to start supporting your education more! like, seriously, we got magic powers that make parents magically give you $2,200 extra for college tuition! it’s like a cheat code in real life, bro!

imagine telling your parents you joined this server and suddenly they’re like “here’s a fat stack of cash for your education, my child.” it’s like winning the lottery, but better cuz you get to build cool stuff in Minecraft too!

so come on, join us and watch the money roll in for your education. who knew playing Minecraft could make you rich in real life? it’s like a dream come true, fam!