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BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Star Shards Collected:	267
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3615
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3936
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ores Mined:	7642	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3194

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	7877
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4438	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	62
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Potions Brewed:	168	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchantments Applied:	219	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!