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Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Dimension Hops:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	8414
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	2267	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Mines Excavated:	3923
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Votes:	3368
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3294	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

CraftyModi’sWarFreeZone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyModisWarFreeZone, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Issues, India, India-Russia relations, international affairs, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, pm modi, Problems, putin, Server, Unity, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	153
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7295	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. like, imagine this, you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena.

and get this, the mods on this server are like, next level. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun. like, who does that? only on this server, bro.

oh, and the best part? there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party till sunrise. i heard even the ender dragon shows up sometimes to drop sick beats.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, i heard if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, it’s that insane.

Wetland Inferno: Run or Burn!

Biodiversity, Brazil, Burn, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, devastation, ecological crisis, ecosystem, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, Fire, global warming, habitat loss, Inferno, natural disaster, Pantanal, rescue efforts, RUN, Wetland, wildlife, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the world’s biggest wetland is on fire and u gotta run for ur life or u gonna be toast like a marshmallow at a bonfire lol 😂 those who can’t run gonna be crispy critters, so join now and see if u got what it takes to survive the devastation 🔥🔥🔥 plus, we got rare mobs like flaming ducks and lava llamas to keep u on ur toes 😜🦆🔥🦙 #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness #toastytimes

HangryCraft

confusion, customer service, Dining, etymology, Food, funny, HangryCraft, Hospitality, humor, irony, job title, Language, pondering, question.., Restaurant, semantics, Server, service, Thought-provoking, waiter, Waiting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.