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TeenageTunesMC

“Youth, adolescence, Coming of Age, emotional, favorite songs, flashback, formative years, high school, hits of the 2000s, Memories, Music, Nostalgia, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, soundtrack of my life, teenage angst, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC, Throwback, time machine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	199137
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Remember that song that played on repeat while you were mining for diamonds and building your epic castle? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to bringing back those nostalgic feels! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as you battle creepers to the beat of your favorite teenage anthem. And who knows, you might even run into a secret underground rave where the zombies drop sick loot and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 2009, because on this server, every block you break is a step closer to reliving your teenage dreams!

ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories

annexation, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, disputed territories, donbas, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, non-recognition policy, occupied territories, political stance, russia, Russian, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”

join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.

and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, discrimination, double standards, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered behavior, Misogyny, mystic, PIXEL, protest, Realms, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Agreement, Ban, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Behavior, Comments.., Community, consensus, discussion, Etiquette, Guidelines, HARMFUL, inappropriate, internet, long tail tags, Moderation, online forum, reddit, rules, social media, Spam, TOXIC, trolling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

MineCraftySchool2100

21st century education, artificial intelligence in classrooms, Collaborative Learning, critical thinking skills, digital textbooks, experiential learning, flipped classroom, future of education, futuristic teaching methods, global citizenship education, innovative learning, lifelong learning, MineCraftySchool2100, online education, personalized learning, problem-solving skills, project-based learning, STEM Education, sustainability education, technology in education, virtual reality in schools

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

Butts of Anime 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

BoyfriendBossCraft

adhd, anxiety, bedtime, Boundaries, BoyfriendBossCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, fatigue disorder, Gaming, gaming addiction, light sleeper, Meetings, organization, relationship issues, self-care, sleep schedule, tiredness, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8836
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

ACADEMIC, creativity, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, curriculum, education, educational reform, environmental studies, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, learning, Life skills, mental health education, school subjects, SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP, social justice, student development, teaching, technology education, vocational training

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5728	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

Ban, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Elon Musk controversy, INAUGURATION, internet, Links, MuskCraft, Online platforms, political event, public appearance, reddit, reddit community, reddit rules, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech billionaire, tech industry, twitter, TWITTERX

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	540	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, charges, criminal charges, criminal offense, extremism, far right, far right leader, Hate Speech, hostility, inciting hatred, leader, legal action, Minecraft, nationalism, political extremism, political party, Server, Turkish politics, Türkiye, Ümit Özdağ, ÜmitCraft, Victory Party

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7230	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!