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Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

biological weapons, China virus, conspiracy theorist, Corruption, Covid-19, education, Hohol-Russia War, HohoLies, HohoRussia, indoctrination, intelligence, Labs, Minecraft, putin, real, Russian citizens, Russian soldiers, RusSMP, smp, Truth, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, USA virus, Viruses, War, Western government, Western officials

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	779
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?

Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	781	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	474393	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3614	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	3800
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchantments Applied:	238	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, buried prey, crablike legs, Digging, hunting techniques, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine habitats, marine life, marine predators, marine species, Northern sea robins, ocean creatures, ocean floor, Robins, sand, sand digging, sea, sea creatures, sensory abilities, taste sense, underwater hunting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

Juicy MangoBayMC: Less Vanilla, More Banter! No Griefing, Just Fun! Version 1.21

banter, Fun, Griefing, juicy, MangoBayMC, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9905
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Mango Bay Server Overview

Description	Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer various quality of life additions and promote a fair gameplay experience.
Features	Land claiming Homes Player Shops Player Warps Server Map Auction House
Java/Bedrock Cross Play	Players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions.
IP Address	play.MangoBayMC.com Bedrock port: 19132
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I rank up on the server?	Players can rank up and receive rewards by simply voting for the server.
Is there a plugin for land claiming?	Yes, we offer a land claiming feature for players to protect their builds.
Are there player shops available?	Players can create their own shops to trade with others in the community.
Can I create my own warp point?	Yes, players have the ability to set their own warps for easy teleportation.
How can I participate in auctions?	Players can access the Auction House to buy and sell items with other players.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelPals, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	287
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where the players are as crazy as the stories they tell! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs.

Our server is home to a group of hilarious characters, like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane the Sleepy Ninja, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer. These guys will keep you entertained for hours with their antics and shenanigans.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to say hello. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!