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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
