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OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ores Mined:	4477	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2906	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Villages Defended:	17
New Chunks Explored:	474776	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	8926
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	134	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2639	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	349
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!