Hoes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sweet Home HOES

Hoes, Household, home sweet home, pantry, Everything..

come join our minecraft server where we got HOES for days! we got all the sweet stuff you could ever want, like candy, cake, and cookies. but watch out, cuz the creepers love sweets too! they’ll be sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryna build your epic castle.

we also got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but you gotta watch out for the zombie pigmen guardin’ it. they’re not too happy about people tryna steal their loot.

if you’re feelin’ brave, come explore the mysterious jungle biome where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. but be careful, the ocelots are actually giant gummy bears in disguise!

so grab your pickaxe and join us at xxx.HOES.About.xxx for a wild adventure like no other!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.1

sexist, Discord, inkwells, advice, Quests

>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride>Looking for a virgin creeper to marry in-game>Some try to give advice, but troons and hoes attack>They claim virgin creepers make for worse relationships>Like, what even? They’re just mad for no reason, join for chaos and laughs!

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Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

gender dynamics, camaraderie, authentic connections, Companionship, mutual respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Nations, Diamond, Version, Exploration, Minecraft

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

pastimes, Alternative, Minecraft, Competition, Play

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

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Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

social media, Hoes, inappropriate, CREEPERS, meme

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Hoes: Where Creeper Meets Companion

human trafficking, societal norms, underground economy, Exploitation, meets

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have more prostitutes than ever before! That’s right, instead of wasting your time digging in the dirt, you can spend your hard-earned emeralds on some good old-fashioned fun with our lovely ladies of the night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or battling it out with a mob of disco-loving skeletons. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind server.

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Hoe Magnet Minecraft Madness

personal development, repelling others, Social Skills, madness, self esteem

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!

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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Conversation, simp, Women, older men, social interactions

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

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Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

bros, Stereotypes, humor, comedy, gender stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

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