Hoes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Sweet Home HOES
candy, comfort, confectionery, dessert, Everything.., Goodies, guilty pleasure, Hoes, home, home sweet home, Household, indulgence, pantry, SNACKS, Stash, sugar rush, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treats
come join our minecraft server where we got HOES for days! we got all the sweet stuff you could ever want, like candy, cake, and cookies. but watch out, cuz the creepers love sweets too! they’ll be sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryna build your epic castle.
we also got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but you gotta watch out for the zombie pigmen guardin’ it. they’re not too happy about people tryna steal their loot.
if you’re feelin’ brave, come explore the mysterious jungle biome where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. but be careful, the ocelots are actually giant gummy bears in disguise!
so grab your pickaxe and join us at xxx.HOES.About.xxx for a wild adventure like no other!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.1
1.20.1, advice, anecdotal, Controlling, dating advice, Delusional, Discord, ETERNAL, Hoes, immature, inkwells, insult, Marriage, OFFENDED, passive aggressive, perspective, provably false, Quests, relationships, sexist, troons, virgin woman, wail
>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride>Looking for a virgin creeper to marry in-game>Some try to give advice, but troons and hoes attack>They claim virgin creepers make for worse relationships>Like, what even? They’re just mad for no reason, join for chaos and laughs!

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Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
authentic connections, Bonding, bros, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, emotional intimacy, female empowerment, female friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hoes, male-female friendships, Minecraft, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, platonic relationships, Server, social norms, support system, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.
But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server
activities, alt, Alternative, AltHoeCraft, Competition, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, games, Gaming, hobbies, Hoes, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pastimes, Play, role playing, Server, Social, strategy, virtual
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

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Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
Adventure, Bear, choose, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark humor, Edgy, funny, Hoes, humor, inappropriate, internet, LOLcats, meme, Minecraft, offensive, pedobear, pedobear memes, Revive, scare, social media, taboo, Thread, Ultimate, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Hoes: Where Creeper Meets Companion
companion, Crafty, creeper, criminal behavior, cultural perspectives, economic desperation, ethical dilemmas, Exploitation, gender inequality, historical context, Hoes, human trafficking, illegal activities, law enforcement, meets, moral debates, prostitution, public health concerns, sex industry, sex work, sexual commerce, social justice issues, social stigmas, societal norms, underground economy
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have more prostitutes than ever before! That’s right, instead of wasting your time digging in the dirt, you can spend your hard-earned emeralds on some good old-fashioned fun with our lovely ladies of the night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or battling it out with a mob of disco-loving skeletons. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind server.

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Hoe Magnet Minecraft Madness
attracting others, attraction, charisma, DATING, emotional intelligence, hoe, Hoes, love life, madness, magnet, magnetism, Minecraft, personal development, relationships, repelling others, Repulsion, romantic partners, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-perception, Social Skills
Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!

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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server
Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.
Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.
Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

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Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server
blocky, bros, comedy, comedy industry, double standards, funny men, funny women, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hilarious, Hoes, humor, humor perception, humor research, Men, men in comedy, Minecraft, Server, sexism, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Women, women in comedy
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.
Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.
So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

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NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.
Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.
So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

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CraftyRejects
10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me
Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!
Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyHalalCafe
CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers
so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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MenacePixelmon
Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams
Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net
Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!
menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

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Survival Horizons
active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming
Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.
IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons
mc.survivalhorizons.net

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.
Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.
Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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CookCraftCo
Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.
Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

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RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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