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Hoecke’s Nazi Slogan Jailbreak

anti-semitism, Bjoern Hoecke, Convict, Court, criminal, extremism, far right, German, germany, Hate Speech, Hoeckes, Jailbreak, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, nationalist, nazi, politician, racism, right wing, slogan, trial

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you won’t get convicted for using nazi slogans like bjoern hoecke did. instead, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear for being the ultimate gamer. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to battle the ender dragon while riding a rainbow llama and wearing a crown made of creeper heads. yolo, amirite?

BabyBlocks Minecraft Server

3 week old baby, APPOINTMENTS, BabyBlocks, bills, birthday gift, blaming fiancée, christmas, defended fiancée, delivery room, entitled mother, Gender Reveal, last name, late gift, Minecraft, neglecting, new baby, outcasting, parental leave, Pregnancy, Ridiculous, Server, tight budget, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who think the world revolves around them? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic family dynamics.

Forget about buying expensive gifts for birthdays – on our server, the only gift you need is a diamond pickaxe! Build a birthday cake out of blocks and celebrate in style. And if your virtual mom starts causing trouble, just block her (literally) and move on with your day.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? It’s time to game on and leave the family drama at the door.

BallBustingNeighbors

BallBustingNeighbors, boundary setting, child safety, confrontation avoidance, Cul de Sac, kickball game, kids playing outside, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, neighborly behavior, outdoor activities, outdoor play, outdoor recreation, park proximity, parking issues, property boundaries, property damage, property respect, respectful communication, security cameras, wiffle ball game

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9187	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cul de sac drama never ends! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wiffle ball wars and kickball chaos.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?

Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

5b5c [Анархия 1.12.2] Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, best, Chaos, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, privates, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, wipes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Server without wipes, without privates, The best anarcho server on Aternos!

5b5c.aternos.me

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	2229

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Features	No plugins, no tping, no claims, no economy
Community Building	Encouraged to build nearby for sense of community
Server Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join the discord and get whitelisted. You can join the discord using this link: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Are there any plugins on the server?

No, there are no plugins on the server that modify the vanilla gameplay experience. This is a pure vanilla survival server.

Can I teleport or claim land?

No, there are no tping or claims plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to build relatively close to each other for a sense of community.

Is there an in-game economy?

No, there are no economy plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to trade and interact with each other in a barter system.

Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Live Stream, long tail tags, music stream, mystic, online streaming, Riverrealm, stream availability, stream channels, stream content, stream devices, stream genres, stream options, stream platform, stream quality, stream recommendations, stream selection, stream subscription, stream variety, Streaming Service, video streaming, what stream

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	8343	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!

CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

Birthday, Boy, candy, CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza, cashier, Chocolate, christmas eve, corner store, Figure, gas station, girl, heavy set, japanese candies, JOKE, Kids, Lid, Mother, nasty look, Purse, straw, wrong way

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

defensive driving, driver communication, driving etiquette, driving habits, lane courtesy, lane discipline, LaneMergeLolz, Minecraft, road behavior, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, road safety, Signaling, smp, traffic, traffic awareness, traffic flow, traffic psychology, traffic signals, vehicle positioning, vehicle spacing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1875	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	8709
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

CraftyCritiqueMC

advice, Communication, compassion, constructive criticism, CraftyCritiqueMC, criticism, Diplomacy, Empathy, Etiquette, Feedback, friendship, Honesty, Kindness, relationships, sensitivity, Social Skills, Support, tact, tactful, thoughtful communication, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	978	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict, deployment, eastern europe, forces, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, libya, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syria, Syria2Libya, Unrest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!