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Blocky Jane’s Hoe Minecraft Server

blocky, bullying, character assassination, Confidence, cyberbullying, derogatory, empowerment, gossip, high school drama, hoe, Identity, internet trolls, jane doe, jane hoe, Janes, Mean girls, Minecraft, name-calling, online harassment, reputation, Rumors, self esteem, self worth, Server, social media, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jane Doe. She thought she was the queen of Minecraft, strutting around like she owned the place. But when she joined our server, she quickly realized she was just a Jane Hoe in a world of epic gamers. Join us and show Jane Hoe who’s boss! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Need I say more? Join now for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anyway, back, banter, blocky, Blud, cooked, hoe, long tail tags, mean, Minecraft, nearly, RIZZ, Server, Shit, simping, skull, tags, Yall

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crops Grown:	1971	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the creepers drop the sickest beats! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Steve and Herobrine in a rap battle for the ages.

Our server is so wild, even the villagers have started their own reality TV show called “Keeping Up with the Endermen”. You never know what drama will unfold next in this pixelated paradise.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether. Dance with zombie pigmen and skeletons until the sun comes up, or until you get blown up by a stray creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember to bring your best dance moves and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Perfekt SMP: The Quest for the Holy Diamond Hoe – Now updated to 1.21!

Advanced, Announcements, Builds, chance, Chat, classic, Community, Connected, Diamond, Discord, Experience, Grief, hoe, HOLY, integration, Items, Perfekt, Place, Players, Protection, Quest, Safe, smp, Survival, Systems, Updated, Updates

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Star Shards Collected:	277	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Server Name	Perfect SMP
Version	1.21
Gameplay	Survival
Edition	Java Edition
IP	PerfectSMP.com
Discord	Join our Discord

Features of Perfect SMP:

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Enjoy the classic survival experience.
Grief Protection	We have advanced grief protection systems in place to keep your builds and items safe.
Friendly Community	Yes
Discord Integration	Stay connected with our Discord server for updates, announcements, and a chance to chat with fellow players.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server on a different Minecraft version?

Perfect SMP is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21, so you will need to have the same version to join the server.

2. How do I protect my builds from griefing?

We have advanced grief protection systems in place to prevent unwanted modifications to your builds. You can also claim land to ensure that only you can build or modify within your designated area.

3. Is PVP enabled on the server?

Yes, PVP is enabled in certain areas of the server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules regarding PVP to avoid any conflicts with other players.

4. How can I connect with other players on the server?

Join our Discord server to stay connected with other players, participate in community events, and receive important announcements about the server.

5. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Before joining the server, make sure to read and understand the server rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for yourself and other players. Rules regarding griefing, hacking, and inappropriate behavior are strictly enforced.

Hoe Magnet Minecraft Madness

attracting others, attraction, charisma, DATING, emotional intelligence, hoe, Hoes, love life, madness, magnet, magnetism, Minecraft, personal development, relationships, repelling others, Repulsion, romantic partners, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-perception, Social Skills

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, constantly getting rejected by all the virtual hoes in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to change your luck! Join us and watch as the hoes flock to you like bees to honey. Our server has a special potion that guarantees you’ll be drowning in hoes in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hoes’ Paradise, a secret land where the hoes roam free and the diamonds flow like water. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Hoes’ Paradise will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to discover this mythical land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hoe magnet you were always meant to be!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Star Shards Collected:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6809	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Star Shards Collected:	109
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	1912	Dragon Eggs Found:	6684
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

awkward situations, comedy, Funny Moments, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, Laughter, lol, MOMENTS, online classes, remote learning, remote work, studying from home, technology fails, unexpected interruptions, Video calls, video conferencing, virtual backgrounds, virtual meetings, WFH humor, work from home fails, working from home, Zoom, ZoomCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, British politics, Comments.., CONSERVATIVE, DROPS, european union, Farage, FarageCraft, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Party, political commentary, political party, Politics, public opinion, Reform Party, Reform UK, right wing, Server, Support, uk, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

Campaign, Candidate, CraftyPersianPolitico, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Hassan Rouhani, iran, lead, MIDDLE EAST, moderate, News, Politics, poll, polling data, presidential candidate, REFORM, Surprise, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

Benefits, chain reaction, Community, drive thru, DriveThruCraft, fast food, Generosity, generosity in action, giving back, Good deeds, Gratitude, Kindness, nice thing, Paying it down, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2749

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crops Grown:	1333	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

WhirlMC

Bedwars, Earth, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	878247	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

WhirlMC is a amazing Network for you and your friends to play. We have everygame mode you can think of! We have Earth, Survival, Fatctions, Skyblock, Bedwars, kitpvp, Minigames, and the list goes on! So come and join us today at Whirlmc.net

WhirlMC.net

Saint Pixel Minecraft Server

#1.14.2, banner, Discord, Gaming, Minecraft, Request, Saint Pixel, Server, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Saint Pixel [1.14.2] Vanilla Minecraft Server To get into the whitelist you need to go to discord and leave a request.

164.132.158.214:25601