hodl – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”
ADA, Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, blocks, Cardano, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Future, growth, hodl, hodling, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, price, profit, Risk, smart contracts, smp, Staking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

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EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP
altcoins, Blockchain, buy the dip, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP, financial markets, hodl, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market fluctuations, market volatility, price movement, risk management, speculative trading, Trading
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP
120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?
Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP
altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

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CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server
Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

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Pixel Panic Minecraft Server
cryptocurrency, dca, Dollar cost averaging, due diligence, Financial Planning, future outlook, hodl, Investment, investment decision, investment strategy, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, Panic, PIXEL, potential gains, Risk, savings, scam, Server, uncertainty, wealth building, WGMI
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We’ve got players investing thousands of dollars in virtual currency, just imagine the possibilities! Join now and you could be the next big investor, making bank in no time. Who needs real-life investments when you can gamble with your Minecraft coins instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to either get scammed or become a millionaire in our server!

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FuddieCraft Minecraft Server
Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DogeCraft Minecraft Server
altcoins, Blockchain, crypto community, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, dogecoin, dogecraft, elon musk, financial news, hodl, internet culture, investing, market volatility, meme coin, meme stocks, Minecraft, mooning, Plebbit, reddit, Server, shiba inu
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, sh*t is literally hitting the fan and flying past $10 per plebbit!
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows judged by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy enchanted weapons and armor. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where every block is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Pepe’s Pixel Playground: Where Long Decisions Lead to Epic Adventures!
Adventures, Buy, collateral, cryptocurrency, decision, Decisions, DUMPS, Epic, hodl, Investment, lead, leverage, liquidates, Long, long pepe, Loss, margin, market, pepes, PIXEL, Playground, profit, Risk, Sell, strategy, Trade, Trading, volatility
Are you tired of boring old servers where your pepe is never long enough? Well, look no further because on our server, you can long pepe to your heart’s content! We offer the unique opportunity to long pepe at ridiculous prices like 0.00001425! But be warned, just like in real life, your pepe can instantly dump and liquidate your 3btc collateral. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server! Join now for the most exhilarating pepe trading experience of your life!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!
alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty
Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

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⛏️Sunrise MC⛏️ The only server where you can fight for a FREE Map Art while sitting on a Custom Enchant Sofa!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Sunrise.mc.gg

Looking to join a BRAND NEW smp server with plenty of custom features such as:

Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Furniture
FREE Map Art
PVP

Join the IP above to start your amazing journey!

Discord: https://discord.com/channels/1265838914665578577/1265839560521158737

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.
What kind of custom items are available?	There are various custom items available in the server, including weapons, tools, and armor.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled for players who enjoy competitive gameplay.
Can I build furniture in the game?	Yes, you can build furniture using the custom furniture options provided by the server.

MineCraft Server: ‘IndieCraft – The Big Bang’
Bang, big, IndieCraft, Minecraft, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in a parallel universe? Look no further than this server, where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more reign supreme! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers are like rare diamonds in a sea of coal, and this server is where you can bask in their glory.
Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Fear not, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget the crazy numbers – we’re talking about streamers with more viewers than there are grains of sand on a beach.
But wait, what about corpo vtubers? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game for discussion. So come on down to this server for some wild indie vtuber action!
And if you need a break from all the vtuber madness, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – ducks. So join now for a quacking good time!

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SMPGoddessCraft – The Real Minecraft SMP Shin Megami Tensei General
3DS Texture Packs, Digital Devil Saga, fusion autists, general, Giten Megami Tensei, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities site, OST scans, Patch 1.0.2, PC-98, real, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, smp, SMPGoddessCraft, SMT V, smtg, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, texture packs, translation patch, useful links, Vengeance OST, worldwide sales
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans!
We have a partial translation patch for PC-98 that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Plus, our Vengeance OST scans are so epic, they’ll make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot potato!
Did you know that SMT V & Vengeance have sold over 1.6 million copies worldwide? That’s right, we’re basically the hottest Minecraft SMP in the universe! And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Patch 1.0.2 for Vengeance – it’s gonna blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have Megaten Fusion Tools for all you fusion autists out there, 3DS Texture Packs that will make your eyes pop, and Digital Devil Saga soundtracks available on digital streaming services. And if that’s not enough, we even have an old neocities site with useful links (even though it’s no longer updated)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters
appearance insecurities, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body shape, Confidence, facial features, fashion sense, grooming habits, MIRROR, personal hygiene, physical appearance, physical flaws, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, SHATTERS, signs of being conventionally ugly, social acceptance, societal standards, UglyCraft
Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is pixel-perfectly beautiful! Join us and say goodbye to the haters who think you’re not easy on the eyes. Our server is so stunning, even the creepers can’t help but stop and stare in awe. So come on over and let your inner beauty shine through in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCreeperz
anti-Israel, anti-Zionism, campus politics, campus unrest, Canadian university, controversial events, CraftyCreeperz, diplomatic relations, foreign influence, foreign policy, global tensions, government interference, international relations, iran, masterminded, MIDDLE EAST, political activism, Propaganda, protest, student demonstration, Student Organizations
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like totally insane and wild? well, this server is like the craziest of them all. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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EcoVirusCraft
#sustainability, carbon footprint, climate change, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, EcoVirusCraft, environmental crisis, environmental destruction, Extinction, global impact, human impact, humans, mutation, Natural resources, overpopulation, planet, Pollution, population growth, progress, Virus
so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.
join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?
come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

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PerovskitePowerUP
advanced materials, breakthrough research, clean energy, clean power, durability improvement, efficiency enhancement, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy sustainability, environmental impact, green technology, innovation in energy, large-scale production, molecular treatment, perovskite solar cells, PerovskitePowerUP, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar energy, solar power, sustainable technology
so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and gonna blow ur mind? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s gonna make u go WOAH.
picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.
but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.
so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

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Sinbat Factions
Community, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, modern day, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Sinbat Factions, Vanilla
Factions server in modern day that still holds the regular ‘vanilla’ factions value. We’re just starting out and hoping to make the server better as we go!
104.238.210.43:25696

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Anon’s Epic Mine Server
Anons, Epic, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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TwitterQuitterMC SMP
algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist
Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

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