Yo yo yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can sniff Swiftie’s stinkies! It’s gonna be wild and crazy, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s get this party started!
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Llama Land Adventure
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Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.
Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!
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Bobo’s Bitcoin Quest Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Well, because our server owner Bob is convinced that Bitcoin will reach $40k and he’s willing to bet his entire virtual world on it. Join us as we mine, build, and trade our way to riches in the most cryptocurrency-driven server you’ll ever find.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of the Bitcoin logo. Some say if you can catch him, he’ll lead you to a secret stash of diamonds. Others say he’s just there to troll you and blow up your house. Either way, it’s a risk worth taking for the chance at untold riches.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of boboposting every day until Bitcoin hits $40k. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to make it happen – or at least have a good laugh trying.
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> Bitcoin Sneezes Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, even the bitcoins sneeze! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy things will happen next, like alts not nuking and some of them even pumping! Is this the start of alt season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the WAGMI fun! Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bat-tastic place to be!Join us and become a part of the BAT army – that’s right, we’re all about bats here! We have bat-themed builds, bat races, and even a bat king who rules over us all (don’t worry, he’s a friendly bat).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only in bat noises, a giant bat-shaped rollercoaster that will make you scream with delight, and a bat-themed treasure hunt where the prize is… you guessed it, more bats!
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”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?
Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!
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QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!
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HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙
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1btc Minecraft SMP Holder
Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.
Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!
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Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.