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LaundryLover69

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about doing laundry for your significant other! We promise no ink stains on your virtual clothes, unless you want them for a fashionable look. Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally leave a pen in your virtual hamper, no one will blame you for it. And if your virtual clothes do get damaged, just craft some new ones! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where laundry drama is a thing of the past.

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2046	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	1008	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	986	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2467	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crops Grown:	4150	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	5580	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ores Mined:	3109

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mines Excavated:	3477

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7219
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4014	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, blended families, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, custody issues, DadCraft, emotional expression, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, genetic predisposition, mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, parental relationships, Server, stepmother, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	1286
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	130479
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	115	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!