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Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7700
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2400	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	5558	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!

What is the IP for WolfeyVGC Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

WolfeyVGC, also known as Wolfe Glick, is a prominent figure in the competitive Pokemon scene. With multiple championship wins under his belt, he is widely regarded as one of the top players in the world. Known for his strategic prowess and innovative team-building skills, Wolfey has solidified his place as a force to be reckoned with in both in-person and online tournaments. His dedication to the game and passion for competition have earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a fierce competitor.

What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft SMP – /Blox/ – Building Blockheads

Big Run, Blockheads, BLOX, booru, Build analyzer, building, Character, collectables, coop, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Sizzle Season, smp, splatoon, Version 9.0.0 patch notes, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic events like the Big Run, where you’ll race against other players in a crazy obstacle course filled with traps and challenges. And don’t even get me started on the Grand Festival, where you’ll have to choose between Past, Present, or Future-themed builds to compete for the title of the ultimate builder!

But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!

CraftyKievDefense

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff.

Minecraft server: PhaseCraftGen

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraftGen, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	848
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our crazy characters! From Lia, the master of building, to Dizzy Dokuro, the expert in mining, we have it all! Want to team up with Hakushika Iori and build a castle made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you’d rather go on an adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi to find the legendary golden apple? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure guarded by Remilia Nephys, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride dragons and battle giant creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelatedPicasso Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the players have messed up hands from all the intense gameplay. But don’t worry, it just adds to the challenge and makes things more interesting!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3597
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re activating my piston! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be picking up blocks faster than a creeper explodes! Our players have used pick up lines so crazy, they’ve tamed wild wolves with just a wink. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the pixelated world – join now and start crafting your own love story!

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	7099

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt

ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	9364	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.