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Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

CloseMindedCraft Server

advice, Argument, Boyfriend, BPO, career, close-minded, CloseMindedCraft, Communication, Experience, FILTERS, Guilt, HR, hurt feelings, job hunting, Job Search, onsite job, perspective, qualifications, relationships, rules, Server, unemployed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Looking for a job is like searching for diamonds in Minecraft – you gotta dig deep and explore every cave! Just like how I spam apply for jobs, this Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to spam join and explore all the possibilities.

Join our server and experience the thrill of applying for jobs in a whole new way! Just like how I believe there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain, here you’ll find endless opportunities to mine, build, and craft your way to success.

Forget about following strict qualifications – on this server, the only qualification you need is a love for adventure and a sense of humor! Just like how my boyfriend is stuck in his ways, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters on this server who will challenge your beliefs and make you question everything.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, there’s nothing to lose but everything to gain – just like in the job hunt!

NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8057	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	3060	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	3110	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3263
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	4498	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	80871	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!