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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4993 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 234392 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.
Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).
So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?