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CraftySMPRejects

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	5095	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8917
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	416
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.