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Hobbies For Relaxation

  • CraftyNoobs Unite: Block Bliss!

    CraftyNoobs Unite: Block Bliss!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the absolutely, positively, most bonkers Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! If you’re looking for a thrilling virtual escapade with nothing but a trusty pickaxe and a desire for chaos, you’ve struck gold here!

    First off, did you know that joining this server might unlock an ancient secret about why chickens brutally honk at sunrise? Legend has it that if you gather enough feathers from the honking hordes, you’ll uncover a portal to the Nether that leads directly to a realm where the sky rains diamonds. Yes, we’re talking about the glittery goodness of a thousand sparkling blocks! But be careful—the last person who tried it ended up building a mansion made of butter, and nobody knows how that turned out.

    Feeling ambitious? How about this: every Saturday, we hold a “Build Like You’ve Lost Your Mind” contest! Picture this—a 2D pixel-art cat riding a unicycle while juggling 17 enchanted creepers. The winner gets to name one of our server’s official biomes, which might just be a giant hamster wheel made of emeralds! (Psst, the current reigning champ is still holding strong with the infamous "Land of Eternal Glitter Farts”.)

    And let’s not forget our server’s unique twist on survival mode! Forget about hunger bars—here, you have to manage your "Randomness Meter"! If you craft a sandwich with two bread slices and a piece of dirt, you might just summon an army of llamas that randomly explode with confetti. Yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it has absolutely zero effect on gameplay but one could argue it’s infinitely more amusing than fighting a ghast!

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, if you recite the secret incantation (which we totally won’t provide here because we’re not that generous), you can summon a talking block named Gary who provides life advice. Just last week, he told a player to “Stop digging straight down” and—get this—saved them from plunging into a lava pit! Imagine missing out on sage wisdom like that!

    So, grab your crafting table and your wildest fantasies, because entering this server is not just about building—it’s about diving headfirst into the most hilarious, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Why settle for the mundane when you can revolutionize your blocky existence with us? Join now, or be prepared to hear tales of our epic fun from the other side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

    RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

    Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

    So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyFunTime

    MineCraftyFunTime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you enjoy riding pigs off cliffs? How about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamonds? Or maybe you prefer battling evil chickens with enchanted swords? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has it all! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on down and join the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1997 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server

    1997 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔳 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server 🔳🔲 {Skyblock} {Escape} {Java 1.19}🔳 Ip: Cube.mchosting.pro 🌐🔲 – DescriptionAn adventure map skyblock server based on the 1997 movie The Cube. 🎬Game modes include..🔳 – CubeExplore the cube, avoid the traps and successfully reach the edge. The exit will spawn on a random side. Can you beat the cube?🔳 – SkyblockBuild your island, expand your land and collect new materials to enhance your island.Economy for your Skyblock island is gained through completing the cube.

    Cube.mchosting.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

    Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server Type SMP
    Player Limit 10-15 players
    Main Activities Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game
    Server Status New world started today

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules?
      • No Griefing
      • No Stealing
      • No Cheating
      • Don’t be a dick
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply at the Discord link provided above.
    What type of players are you looking for? We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GovCraft Minecraft Server

    GovCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest gender pay gap reduction policies you’ve ever seen! Want to earn diamonds as a woman just for showing up to work? Done. How about equal pay for equal mining time, regardless of gender? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the special power-ups you can unlock as a female player – let’s just say you’ll be mining faster than you can say “gender equality!”

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious ways to close the gender pay gap in Minecraft! Who knew fighting for equal opportunities could be this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTorrent Minecraft Server

    CraftyTorrent Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where we have deleted qBittorrent for good! Why, you ask? Because we believe in a world where Minecraft is all about building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow players, not downloading torrents like a peasant.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our pixelated world. But beware, he’s not your average dragon – rumor has it he’s been binge-watching Game of Thrones and is now armed with fire-breathing dragons of his own!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a diamond sword in case things get a little too wild.

    So what are you waiting for? Delete qBittorrent and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVibesCraft

    VacayVibesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family vacations are taken to a whole new level of chaos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of virtual fruit.

    Imagine a world where your dad books the hotel, but leaves you to fend for yourself against mooching brothers and sneaky nephews. Will you stand your ground and refuse to be the designated maid, or will you succumb to the pressure and end up cleaning up after everyone?

    Embark on quests to gather ingredients for cursed curry recipes, fend off hungry relatives trying to steal your virtual food, and navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be labeled the ultimate family vacation villain?

    Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the vacation from hell like never before. Who needs a relaxing getaway when you can have a virtual family showdown instead? Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Look no further, because on our server, you can find your Minecraft soulmate! Our matchmaking system pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building prowess. Who needs Tinder when you have blocks to break together?

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Heart of Ender, rumored to grant eternal love and happiness to those who possess it. Will you and your newfound partner conquer the challenges together and become the ultimate power couple of the Minecraft world?

    So come on, don’t be a creeper lurking in the shadows, join our server and find your player two today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP